{"product_id":"hot-mess-fleece-blanket-funny-cozy-arctic-blanket-for-home-gifts","title":"HOT MESS Fleece Blanket — Funny Cozy Arctic Blanket for Home \u0026 Gifts","description":"This plush fleece blanket reads like a wink from someone who knows the chaos of everyday life. Bold, distressed lettering spells out “HOT MESS” across a clean, white field framed by dotted lines — a playful, self-aware statement that adds humor to a living room, bedroom, or studio. The fabric is thick and fluffy on both sides, offering immediate warmth and a soft touch against skin. Bright, crisp printing keeps the black text sharp against the snowy background, while neatly hemmed edges and matched seam thread give the piece a finished, durable feel. Pack it into a weekend movie night, lay it over a favorite chair, or drape it across the foot of a bed to add personality and a little laugh to daily life.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% polyester fleece (315gsm) — thick, fluffy, quick-drying\u003cbr\u003e- Hemmed edges with matched seam thread for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, one-sided print with bright, crisp colors\u003cbr\u003e- Available in three sizes; adult use\u003cbr\u003e- Soft on both sides with a 0.1\" (0.2 cm) thickness\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30'' × 40''","offer_id":43892500332643,"sku":"32930084311730316212","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/5739\/1459\/files\/3723376326406269965_2048.jpg?v=1765816309","url":"https:\/\/funnyfarmco.com\/products\/hot-mess-fleece-blanket-funny-cozy-arctic-blanket-for-home-gifts","provider":"Funny Farm \u0026 Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}